The Obese by Nick Antosca
Author:Nick Antosca [Antosca, Nick]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Lazy Fascist Press
Published: 2012-02-22T16:00:00+00:00
They close the door, but I can still hear their voices faintly. Molly going, âWeâre not safe here⦠she could change at any minute,â and Chris trying to calm her, saying, âI know⦠I know, babe, I know⦠whatever happens, I wonât let you get hurtâ¦â
I want more orange juice. Even after I drain whatâs in the glass, my body craves it. Buster the dog watches me crawl out of bed. I go down the long, ridiculously beautiful hallway (her parents must be billionaires, literally), looking for the kitchen. But before I find it, I hear something.
Fucking. I hear fucking.
With chills of dread, I approach the bedroom doorway from which the fucking sounds emanate. The door is slightly open. (She did that. She left it open.) I edge up to it and, in spite of myself, peer inside. Itâs like a jarring photoshop joke: His chiseled perfection embedded into her great shapeless dough-pillow of a body⦠thrusting, thrusting, pushing into it⦠her gaspy mooing, his near-orgasmic groans⦠oh God, I canât evenâ
âI tear myself away and hurry down the hall, gagging a little, thinking how I can never unsee that, thinking how humiliating it is, he probably doesnât have to use Viagra with her.
In the kitchen, Chantal wears a nasty little smirk. She can hear them too.
âDonât look so jealous,â Chantal says.
âI just hope she doesnât turn into one of those things while heâs in her. I guess youâre willing to ignore that danger.â
The flawless bitch gives me a superior look. âDo you even remember me from high school?â
âNot really, no,â I say honestly.
âThat figures.â
âWell, yeah, it does. Because from what little I do recall, you literally never spoke, always sat in the very back, and had no friends.â
Chantal crosses her slim, smooth arms. âI did sit in the back and never talk, but I watched,â she says. âI was very observant. For example, I remember this chubby girl who sat a few rows in front of me and didnât have any friends. She always came into class alone, and sheâd sit there and look around her at all the gossipy conversations going on that she wasnât a part of, and sheâd get this hopeful look, but no one ever included her. And I thoughtâsheâs an outsider just like me. Sheâs a girl I could be friends with, if I just knew how. Sometimes Iâd see her sitting alone at lunch, and Iâd be sitting alone too, with my acne and my mouthful of braces, and I wanted to go sit with her, but I never had the nerve.
âThen one day, during gym class, we were out on the soccer field. And I got my period early. Before I even knew it, I had a little stain on my gym shorts. You remember those shorts we wore for gym, right? Those grey, flimsy things. It didnât take much. So I sat down on the grass beside the field and crossed my legs, and I told Coach Hardy I had a stomachache.
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